If you know, you know. This one is for the people who look back and realize the red flags were not subtle. They were in the kitchen. With the cabinets open. Again.

Made from thick, durable vinyl that holds up to real life. Waterproof, scratch-resistant, UV protected, and dishwasher safe. These are meant to stick around.

Designed by our dear Mallory at All Mal, No Malice